Matt Wuerker for November 07, 2014
Transcript:
"I would enjoy having some Kentucky bourbon with Mitch McConnell." -- Pres. Obama. Mitch figures it's BYOP, but which? Options include Southern Discomfort (Deep Red States Bourbon), Your Wild Turkey is Cooked (Stick a Fork in It!), UPA Creek (without a paddle), Take a Nap Poppy Van Winkle (We'll take it from here), and You Made Yours Now I'll Make My Mark.
Mitch is selling tortoise oil, ‘cause he ain’t swift enough to catch any snakes.