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Matt Wuerker

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    But…But…St. Ronnie fixed EVERYTHING in Central America…Isn’t that what the Whole Iran-Contra mess was all about??

  2. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 4 months ago

    Well . . frankly Senator. I can’t remember.

  3. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Saint Ronnie fixed everything ever. He single-handedly punched out Communism, solved the Middle East problem, quelled Iran and destroyed terrorism. But then Obama was elected, and Iran fell to a religious dictatorship.
    .
    …no, wait, that happened the other way around. But it’s still his fault! Somehow.

  4. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

    Remember “those brave mujahideen”? Aren’t we glad that never came around to bite us in the rear?

  5. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    The worst kind of simple minded fanatics want to bring back something that they would hate. Which is why their Caliphate won’t be a beacon on liberalism and education. In fact the exact opposite. And the rest of the population is frightened of it.

  6. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 4 months ago

    Put the lunatic who formerly declared himself the caliph (good ol’ Mullah Omar ) and the current lunatic who has declared himself the caliph (I forget his name but he’ll be irrelevant very soon) in a pit of sewage and let them have a nice little knife fight.

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    The murderous drug dealing Contras were the equivalent of our founding fathers, according to Mr Reagan.

  8. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 4 months ago

    President Monroe promised that the US would always protect Latin America from the ravages of the greedy Europeans, and has managed to fulfil Monroe’s promise as the Latin Americans lazed under their palm trees. John Perkins writes that he was one of those charged with protecting Latin America, and he kept them safe, free, and prosperous (with a little help from the Marines).>.

  9. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, screw up somewhere else with the same stupid mistakes.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    @Michael wme

    The Monroe Doctrine was all about C. and S. America being the playground for the US alone.

  11. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    I’m pretty sure there were never any illegals in the country until Obama was elected.

  12. MangeyMoose

    MangeyMoose said, 4 months ago

    Many Native Americans must be either laughing, or just looking at the ground, sighing, at all of this.

  13. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 4 months ago

    @MangeyMoose
    Or berating their ancestors for not coming up with stricter immigration laws. Think about what would have happened if the Jamestown colony would have needed a 10 year waiting period.

  14. Cynthia Sonier

    Cynthia Sonier said, 4 months ago

    This toon is soo true! Bitch and moan all you want about immigration, but if we stopped playing God with those countries politics and economy, people wouldn’t leave.

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