Matt Bors for May 25, 2016
Transcript:
So Trump's old PR guy "John Miller" is just Trump talking about himself. Voice: Trump's a great guy - one of the best. Excellent hands. Trump's doctor also sounds suspiciously Trump-like. Doctor: Absolutely the healthiest most beautiful man I've examined. Very normal hands. Healthy hands. The hands are fine, really. So his "BUTLER" posting racist crap on Facebook? Yeah, I'm not buying it. Freddy: GASP! It was Trump all along! Donald Trump: And I would have gotten away with it too - Donald Trump: Wait - I did because there are zero repercussions for my serial lying. See you in November!
It is true, the more Trump lies, the more the Republicans love him for telling it like it is. The more he flip-flops the more sure they are that he is the one to back. As he spouts nonsense instead of policies, the right-wing love what he is going to do to the country. While he lies over once a minute, the left-wing has to defend against another make-em-up Clinton scandal from the Republicans. Imagine if they applied the same level of scrutiny on their own presidential candidate, they might have gotten a really good Republican candidate this year. Oh well.