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Mar 2, 2016
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If I had told you last year we'd be discussing Donald Trump's penis in 2016, why, I'd have lost all of my very considerable media credibility. 
Old Woman: Honey, the cartoon boy is exaggerating again! 
Old Man: I'll cancel it. 
And yet, here we are, in a cartoon about that very thing. 
@?#!*$
Donald Trump: It's really tremendous. About yay yuge. 
Little Marco can't find his. 
SAD! 
Look, I don't like it either. I want to discuss serious issues! I'm trying not to imagine if the carpet matches the - 
Woman: LA LA LA LA LA LA This isn't happening
But we need to prepare for where things could be at next year...
News Anchor: President Trump nominated a new member to the Supreme Court. 
His member. 
And I have to interview it.
Mar 15, 2016
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