Jun 24, 2014
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New threat to 'Merica: migrant children coming here alone. Border patrol has arrested hundreds under the age of two. 
Border Patrolman: Sure they're cute. Until they take YOUR baby's job. 
If you see a suspicious baby, ask to see its papers or call immigration. 
Sent by parents to escape violence and crushing poverty? 
Or cartel mule with a diaper full of cocaine? 
We've got to stop these babies before they HAVE BETTER LIVES. 
Border Patrolman: They don't even speak English! 
Border Patrolman: Granted, they can't speak ANY language yet. 
But still. RUDE.
Jul 2, 2014
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