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Mar 7, 2014
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Drawing Up The Bill of Rights
Founding Father: Hypothetically, let's say a woman wears a dress and a creeper takes an upskirt photo of her on the subway to post to his Tumblr. 
Founding Father: And she, feeling threatened, shoots him dead under that state's "Stand Your Ground" law. 
Founding Father: The question then arises! 
Can the meta data collected from their Fitbits be sold to a third-party anonymous SuperPAC planning a targeted ad buy? 
And So: 
Founding Father: We're big on "Free Speech" and "Liberty."
Man: Good luck out there!
Mar 19, 2014
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