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Matt Bors

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  1. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    I thought shootings only happened in ‘gun free zones’.

  2. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 6 months ago

    Florida seems to have learned how much trouble the state gets into with the national media when they let someone off on the Stand Your Ground defence: the judge didn’t allow the defence lawyer’s claim that the popcorn was enough reason to shoot.

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Yay!
    It’s these cans! He hates these cans! Everybody stay away from these cans!
    If we remove all the oxygen, then defective people won’t be able to act out inappropriately.
    You can’t know which humans are defective, so you have to limit them all before they get enough power to do some real damage.
    Isn’t that the premise for the Constitution?

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 6 months ago

    Strictly speaking, isn’t it the bullet that kills?
    Having said that, destroy every gun on the planet,
    and I do mean every gun on the entire planet.
    Same with the ammunition.

  5. Enoki

    Enoki said, 6 months ago

    That’s what the guy gets for bringing popcorn to a gunfight!
    ..
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    .
    Note: That’s sarcasm….

  6. cjr53

    cjr53 said, 6 months ago

    @David

    Would viagra or cialis help?

  7. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 6 months ago

    The texter in the movie deserved death.
    The shooter deserved to be arrested.
    Its a win win situation.

  8. churchillwasright

    churchillwasright said, 6 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    How come when the subject is illegal immigrants in the US you say it’s unfeasible to deport all 11-20 million illeagals but when it comes to gun control you think it’s somehow feasible to destroy every firearm on the planet?

  9. Enoki

    Enoki said, 6 months ago

    @Adrian Snare

    Only if you include no intellect or reason for the argument….

  10. Robert Landers

    Robert Landers said, 6 months ago

    @churchillwasright

    It would not be impossible to deport every illegal alien in this country, all it would take would be at least an increase of $300 billion or so of the federal budget(for at least a decade, for a total of some $3 trillion added to the federal debt), but then conservatives like yourself would start to complain about the excessive federal budgets!!


    As for the statement about guns, that is so far off the wall that it HAS to be extreme sarcasm. And you are intelligent enough to recognize such sarcasm, are you not?

  11. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, 6 months ago

    @Beau Nobo

    The movie hadn’t even started yet, the guy was texting the babysitter to tell her that he was going to be out of touch for a couple of hours. For that he deserved to die? How mental are you?

  12. churchillwasright

    churchillwasright said, 6 months ago

    @Robert Landers

    CLARK KENT lives in a utopian fantasyland. There’s no sarcasm in any of his posts, including this one. Perhaps you’re confusing stupidity with sarcasm?

  13. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @churchillwasright

    Only by returning the technological state of the United States to that of the 5th century AD can we achieve a perfected utopian society.
    Only governments and the wealthy have any right to use such technologies as guns or automobiles. All others should live in mud huts or caves and eat roots and berries for the good of Muvver Earf.
    Since I’m one of the bright people necessary to run the YouTopia, I will keep my luxuries, but everybody else will have to live according to their needs, as determined by the Ruling Party.
    Yay!

  14. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 6 months ago

    @AlnicoV

    I hope you can recognize a joke.

  15. churchillwasright

    churchillwasright said, 6 months ago

    @BrassOrchid

    Ahh, I see you’ve read my post on Lisa Benson. Though I do admit that your mud huts might be warmer in the winter than my thatched huts, and your berries sound tastier than my tree bark.

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