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Matt Bors

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  1. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I thought shootings only happened in ‘gun free zones’.

  2. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Yay!
    It’s these cans! He hates these cans! Everybody stay away from these cans!
    If we remove all the oxygen, then defective people won’t be able to act out inappropriately.
    You can’t know which humans are defective, so you have to limit them all before they get enough power to do some real damage.
    Isn’t that the premise for the Constitution?

  3. donaldrk30

    donaldrk30 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I’ve been in theaters where some dipstick lights up and texts after numerous notices to turn off your “devices”. Is courtesy now confused with succumbing to 1984? I’ve felt the definite urge to whap him up side the back of his head but end up enduring it because some people are just plain @#$holes and there is no reason for me to follow suit.

  4. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    That’s what the guy gets for bringing popcorn to a gunfight!
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    Note: That’s sarcasm….

  5. cjr53

    cjr53 said, over 2 years ago

    Would viagra or cialis help?

  6. Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle

    Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle said, over 2 years ago

    The texter in the movie deserved death.
    The shooter deserved to be arrested.
    Its a win win situation.

  7. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Only if you include no intellect or reason for the argument….

  8. Robert Landers

    Robert Landers said, over 2 years ago

    It would not be impossible to deport every illegal alien in this country, all it would take would be at least an increase of $300 billion or so of the federal budget(for at least a decade, for a total of some $3 trillion added to the federal debt), but then conservatives like yourself would start to complain about the excessive federal budgets!!


    As for the statement about guns, that is so far off the wall that it HAS to be extreme sarcasm. And you are intelligent enough to recognize such sarcasm, are you not?

  9. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, over 2 years ago

    @Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle

    The movie hadn’t even started yet, the guy was texting the babysitter to tell her that he was going to be out of touch for a couple of hours. For that he deserved to die? How mental are you?

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Only by returning the technological state of the United States to that of the 5th century AD can we achieve a perfected utopian society.
    Only governments and the wealthy have any right to use such technologies as guns or automobiles. All others should live in mud huts or caves and eat roots and berries for the good of Muvver Earf.
    Since I’m one of the bright people necessary to run the YouTopia, I will keep my luxuries, but everybody else will have to live according to their needs, as determined by the Ruling Party.
    Yay!

  11. Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle

    Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle said, over 2 years ago

    @AlnicoV

    I hope you can recognize a joke.

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I actually have not seen that. But all great minds run in the same gutters to the same sea. Commonality is the law, after all.

  13. pirate227

    pirate227 said, over 2 years ago

    What a coward. Stand your ground was tailor-made for such cowards.

  14. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @pirate227

    Stand your ground does not cover the use of excessive force, which throwing the popcorn clearly was.

  15. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    No, no, no! Shootings only happen in “Popcorn Free” zones!

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