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Sep 25, 2013
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2137. The mutant hordes beat at the walls of the District, the last of the safe zones. 
Politician: We must vote! 
Politician: All in favor of authorizing spending to combat the mutant menace...
Senator Cruz: I HAVE AN AMENDMENT! 
Politician: Senator Cruz...
Senator Cruz: We're not doing a THING until we defund Obamacare! 
THINGS WE ARE DOING
NOTHING
Politician: Sir, you persist in this quest because government insurance covers your borg body. 
Senator Cruz: Hey, buddy. I'm THIS close to getting my own Fox News show.
Oct 9, 2013
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