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Aug 28, 2013
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Inept Congress To Debate Bad Idea
President Barack Obama: My bad idea to bomb Syria needs proper authorization. 
That task falls to our incompetent, widely despised lawmakers. 
Politician: We'll discuss the dumb idea, then approve it. 
After we make it worse, of course!
It's an important process the founders laid out for garbage ideas. 
Founding Father: The power to declare a foolish war lies solely with the gross pigs of Congress!
HEAR! HEAR!
And this idea's so terrible it could bring both parties together. 
President Barack Obama: Our credibility is on the line! 
Politician: The itsy bit we have left.
Sep 5, 2013
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