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Matt Bors

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  1. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Today I learned that people are mostly harmless, but largely disconnected from objective reality. You would think they would have taught that in grammar school. Directly, I mean. Looking back, it was all an object lesson in that fact.

  2. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 said, about 3 years ago

    uh excuse me. Bush didn’t start the war. Maybe you are just a tad forgetful and don’t remember the twin towers falling. Seems to me that radical extremists from the mid east (various countries) planned and executed an act of war by ramming jumbo jets into two commercial buildings and one military target killing almost 3000 people.

    Now you may be one the conspiracy guys that say the US did it to themselves to facilitate a reason to go to war to rectify the insult to Daddy Bush, You are entitled to that opinion.

    Bush formed a “coalition of nations” (uh 46?) after numerous sanctions imposed by the UN the attacks began. From a legal standpoint, Bush crossd his “T’s” and dotted his “i’s” so what are his “war crimes”?

  3. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, about 3 years ago

    It gets better.
    My wife’s bone marrow transplant (from a male donor) changed her basic chromosomal makeup from XX to XY, making her genetically male but physically female. The only major change is that now she likes football, so there are advantages…

  4. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, about 3 years ago

    Bruce4671: What a selective memory you have! The 9/11 attack was by 17 Saudis (our friends), 2 Egyptians (our friends), and 1 Yemeni (our friend, at least at that time). Not an Iraqi, Afghan, or Syrian in the group.

  5. Quipss

    Quipss said, about 3 years ago

    @Bruce4671

    You mean we didn’t invade Iraq but Saudi Arabia, ohh wait, Saudi arabia, I.E the country from which the attack originated, pilled in to dish out punishment to the bystandard

    “well judge, I was in a fight. But then I realized the guy I was fighting with was a friend, so I pulled out a gun, shot the witnesses, he also joined in and shot the witnesses, therefor let us all accept this was done in self defense

  6. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    But those were mere humans. I’m sure your group is of much higher quality, and not anything like humans at all. Keeping Fighting the Good Foo. I’ll make my way back home when I learn to fly. I’m sure you agree.

  7. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    That’s nothing. You should see how the world fills with water when you get pepper-sprayed!

  8. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 3 years ago

    Genital mutulation and cosmetic surgery do not change one’s gender.

  9. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @Enoki

    And hailing a cab does not make one a marathon runner. And taking a helicopter ride does not give one bragging rights for scaling El Capitan. And pureed bologna is not pate. It’s about their psychological comfort. You can only imagine how successful they are in attaining real happiness by self-mutilation and hormone adjustments. People are weird. You just have to get used to that. Forcing them to be normal is as useless as gender reassignment, or worse because it is an imposition of will upon another.

  10. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 3 years ago

    @BrassOrchid

    Well, according to the numbers, not very happy apparently as transgenders have a very high suicide rate…

  11. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    True, but they are moving toward a state which they feel more comfortably accommodates their view of reality. Where I might wish to move them toward a state which more comfortably fits my view of reality. Never mind that our views of reality may be warped, twisted or trodden out into a new vintage. Their right to mold their bodies to fit their delusions is superior to my right to mold their life to suit my delusions, though their actual success at defeating nature may be no more successful than the attempt of any other to defeat the limits of mortal existence.

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @Enoki

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.
    But you can be happy, if you’ve a mind to.
    Roger Dean Miller
    (January 2, 1936 – October 25, 1992)

  13. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Discredits the UN? Is that even possible of such an August and irreproachable body of altruistic seekers of Peace and Justice?!?!

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