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Aug 15, 2013
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Soldier: My lord. It's the tanning bed tax. 
Soldier: Some white people discovered blacks don't tan and thus don't pay it. They know...
Soldier: You are the REAL RACIST
President Barack Obama: We proceed as planned! Death panels! Lifetime subscriptions to Ebony! ARREST THEIR RODEO CLOWNS! 
Soldier: It's too late, my lord! They are upon us! 
Woman: Um, dude, I think you fell asleep.
Aug 21, 2013
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