Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The pre-paid cell phone lobby has won this round.
    I know this seems overly paranoid.
    It’s the only way I can maintain my fear of corporations.

  2. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    This cartoon is probably more appropriate than Mr Bors realises.


    Especially since (according to some Shia Syrians I know) many of the jihadists sent to Syria by the Sunnis (al Qaeda et al.) think they’re in Palestine fighting the Zionists!

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Almost as whacko as the Fundamentalist church during the early 60s that demanded a boycott of a local grocery store because it sold “Devil’s Food Cake” mix!
    I actually remember seeing that story in a local newspaper in Florida!
    B.T.W., I like hummus on sandwiches instead of Mayo. Tastes better, and a LOT less fat…

  4. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Nice shorts.

    Looks like the guy from “Reno 911”.

  5. ARodney

    ARodney said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe bigots have a special taste receptor that rejects tasty, healthy food if it comes from a culture they hate.

  6. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago

    No worries. Buying weapons for cash at gun shows means there is no background to check.

  7. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @singlespeed

    My New Radical Bible says that it was Garbanzos that caused Jericho to be destroyed. The tooting of horns was polite slang for musical bean magic. You know it’s a true story, because I just made it up.

  8. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @onguard

    We cannot actually assign a side to cartoon artistry, which may be blown this way or that according to winds we cannot see, even if they prevail westerly. We could say that any form of self-expression is a type of vanity, tho.

  9. rgwalther

    rgwalther said, over 1 year ago

    @BrassOrchid

    You want to get over fear of US corporations? Grow your own food. Build your own car. Perform your own heart surgery.

  10. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C and Martens Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C and Martens Release said, over 1 year ago

    @rgwalther

    “Grow your own food”


    I would be sued by Monsanto.


    “Build your own car.”


    I’d get sued by Ford, Toyota, and every car company in existence.


    “Perform your own hear surgery.”


    My insurance won’t cover that.

  11. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @rgwalther

    And that is probably the best political advice I have ever gotten by anybody at any time in any place. Or at least the most practical!

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ReasonsVentriloquist

    “No one commented on how he left the knife?”

    Nobody ever believes that they will run out of ammunition. The art of debate has taught them that their opponents will always give them more than they can use. Better now?

  13. Noveltman

    Noveltman said, over 1 year ago

    Sector 7-G, eh? Nice Simpsons reference.

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