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Matt Bors

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  1. mshefler

    mshefler said, 4 months ago

    How about feeding Boehner to the kraken?

  2. bobwinners

    bobwinners said, 4 months ago

    One word: Script

  3. AgentSmith101

    AgentSmith101 said, 4 months ago

    Release the Spiderman! Release the Spiderman!
    Mint the Boehner!

    Oh wait lemme check my notes. . .

    Upon further consideration this is silly.

  4. Krazy Ig Katz

    Krazy Ig Katz said, 4 months ago

    Time to get kraken!

  5. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 4 months ago

    Too late for the Kraken. To destroy America faster, release the Democrats!

  6. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 4 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    Guess you weren’t paying attention during the Bush years.

  7. wwwenger

    wwwenger said, 4 months ago

    Is this the same trillion dollar coin that Biden took to Hooter’s?

  8. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid said, 4 months ago

    I know! We can force Americans to take out loans that they have no hope of repaying. As long as nobody googles ‘Obama predatory lending’ it will probably go unnoticed.

  9. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 4 months ago

    @bobwinners

    I know what you mean (it’s basically an IOU to federal workers and bondholders). It’s a nice idea but I doubt it will work. The better option is to abolish the debt ceiling (which is the amount of money America is promising to PAY BACK of the money it already has borrowed), increase revenue by closing loopholes (like taxing capital gains like other income) and thirdly REDUCE SPENDING, especially in the military. Balance the budget, pay back the debt, live happily ever after…

  10. Adrian Snare

    Adrian Snare said, 4 months ago

    @MortyForTyrant

    Sounds almost too good to be true.
    Full of fairness and common sense.
    So why don’t we do this ?
    Could it be conservative obstruction as usual ?

  11. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 4 months ago

    Is this the same adviser that Bush had about torture?

  12. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 said, 4 months ago

    “I’m not clear on this. If I had to make change, a one trillion dollar silver coin equals how many Golden Calves?”
    #
    About 1000 Golden Calves = 1 Trillion Coin! Inflation is a BI&#CH!!

  13. rightisright

    rightisright said, 4 months ago

    Total fiction! Not the Kraken, but King Obozo asking if anything is “legal”. As his hero, Lord Sidious might say, “I will MAKE IT legal!”

  14. Iwasfromrussia

    Iwasfromrussia said, 4 months ago

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!

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