Matt Bors for May 21, 2012
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Republican SuperPAC Proposes New Attacks On Obama Republican Man: "Secret Muslim From Kenya" didn't work. Republican Man: "Dog-eating Debt Dictator" did nothing. Time to pull out all the stops... Republican Man: FIRST GAY BLACK METROSEXUAL ABE LINCOLN WHO IS BLACK! Fo' Sco' Man: This is never going to work. Man: You only mention "black" TWICE.
^Onguard: I’ll keep it simple: “rightisright” keeps referring to the president as “ears”. The Asian elephant has small ears. The African elephant has BIG ears. The Republican elephant is a flying lie, winging its way through a “circus” of mythology that it can fly, and has very little personal intelligence, relying on a small mouse to give it direction. You know, like the 1% of the wealthy in populace and corporations, laying all future actions of the Republican party out for them to follow.