May 30, 2011
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So, God: what happened with the Rapture? This is, like, your 50th no-show. 
God: I know. I chickened out on killing everyone. 
You used to have such good follow-through on your smiting. 
God: I Smite!
I mean, tornados and earthquakes. Are there more of them lately or am I crazy? 
God: It just seems like that with cable news. 
Pretty soon I'm going to stop believing in a vengeful deity bent on destroying all of creation in a fiery apocalypse. 
God: No, no. Don't give up on me. 2012. Total smite-fest. Ok? 
Love, God.
Jun 3, 2011
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