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Jan 21, 2009
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Should former* Bush officials be held accountable for going on a medieval torture spree? 
Barack Obama: That's BEHIND US. Let's LOOK FORWARD and bound onward toward our shared destiny or something. 
This new ZEN LEGAL THEORY says "Let bygones be bygones."
U.S. DEPT. of JUSTICE
Man: Only the NOW exists...do not let the past consume you, young grasshopper. 
Punishing criminals is for losers obsessed with yesteryear. 
Lawyer: YES, my client robbed a bank...IN THE PAST! He's moved on and so should the court!
Man: Hi.
REASONABLE Americans don't reward lawbreakers with attention.
Woman: My last boyfriend beat me, so I left him for a nicer guy. 
Police Officer: Well, I'm sure he's learned his lesson.
Jan 26, 2009
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