Nov 17, 2008
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Hey, rich Republicans! Worried that Comrade Obama's 4.6% tax increase will crush your entrepreneurial spirit? Escape the oppression in a sensible nation where freedom thrives! 
In this market utopia, Mommy Government has crumbled, allowing goods and services to flow freely. 
Republican: The ones that aren't seized by pirates!
Low taxes let you KEEP the money you earn so YOU can decide how to best invest it. 
Republican: The warlords only take 15%. They get it. 
With no government to speak of, this barren frontier is the perfect place for the rugged individualist to make his fortune. 
Republican: And there's no death tax should you freeze solid.
Nov 24, 2008
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