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Matt Bors

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Aug 27, 2008
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John McCain has an all-purpose defense to deflect criticism. 
John McCain: Count my houses? I WAS BRUTALLY TORTURED IN 'NAM! 
Obamas lack of PTSD worries voters. But his campaign has a surprise: 
Man: Barack wasn't vacationing with Granny in Hawaii - he was being TORTURED AT GITMO! 
Those who sign up can have video sent to their cell phones to verify his manly experience. 
Soldier: I don't hear any purdy speeches now!
ZAP!
Barack Obama: CHANGE! I need to change my pants! 
Not to be outdone, McCain gets himself captured and beheaded by terrorists. 
John McCain: I would rather lose my head than this election!
Sep 1, 2008
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