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Oct 15, 2007
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FOX
ELECTION CRISIS: HILL-ARIOUS
News Anchor: Tonight's top story...
News Anchor: Will Hillary Clinton's witch-like CACKLE turn off or sexually excite male swing voters? 
Man: I can't stand it. It's the same shrill hyena howl my WIFE lets out when I ask if she wants to see me get NAKED.
PSSHH
HA HA HOO! HOO! 
Man: Could frighten Iran, though. 
Our FOX NEWS cackle analysis squadron pored through HOURS of her nauseating BELLY LAUGHS. 
Woman: Stop the tape. 
Woman: Look at the eyes. I haven't seen that glint since TED BUNDY. 
HA HA HA HA
NEXT QUESTION: has Gigglry Clinton gone through menopause yet? And how could this affect World War Three and Four? 
Man: All male panel? 
Blonde Man: She could have a HOT FLASH during nuclear talks. What then? 
Brown Haired Man: Make no mistake. 2008 is a referendum on TESTICLES!
Oct 19, 2007
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