Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 30, 2015
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August 31, 2015
Transcript:
Customer: Lookin' good, man! Neil: Thanks! Customer 2: Gonna save the world? Neil: I'm tryin'! Customer 3: Whoa! I won't mess with you! Neil: better not! heh heh... Customer 4: Oo! Sexy outfit! Neil: Why thank you, madam! Elvin: Lose the costume, Neil. Halloween was two days ago. Neil: *Sigh* Why can I only be "Super Neil" once a year? Clare: Come quick, Super Neil! There's a damsel in distress at the condiments table!
These are re-runs; for some reason, no-one ever feels responsible for synchronising with the calendar on the second time thru the batting order…