Lucky Cow by Mark Pett

Lucky Cow

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    Unnatural selection has gone on for far too long.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Things don’t “de evolve” they simply continue to evolve depending on the environment.
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    In last season’s Supernatural deadly entities nick named " Mensa monsters" called Leviathans had plans to herd, feed then feast upon humans. (They had created food that tasted great and produce fatness, laziness and suggestiveness.)

  3. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, over 1 year ago

    Yesterday I saw a really fat guy eating ice cream. Pretty sad.

  4. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Captain Colorado

    You peeked in my window? (not quite that big yet)

  5. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, over 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    You’ve been reading the comments on Doonesbury and you don’t believe humans can De-Evolve?


    I know, Trolls are not technically human


    SNERK

  6. prfesser

    prfesser said, over 1 year ago

    I lost 85 pounds after looking at myself in the mirror and grossing myself out. I keep the weight off by making regular trips to Target and WalMart and looking at their typical customers. That’s enough to kill my appetite.
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    Americans are becoming the most grotesquely fat people on Earth.

  7. LadyChel

    LadyChel said, over 1 year ago

    @Captain Colorado

    Grrr, seriously?! Do people who carry a few extra pounds not get to treat themselves? They may have stuff going on in their lives/health not apparent on the surface. I have issues with the term “fat”. Meh!

  8. Toronto2

    Toronto2 said, over 1 year ago

    Are we not men? We are DEVO!

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Doctor Toon

    I know, Trolls are not technically human


    The first step to eliminate a sector of humanity starts with “false speciation.” Where you turn them into less than human. Bad habit. Stop it.

  10. old1953

    old1953 said, over 1 year ago

    @prfesser

    Well, there’s two reasons for the fat people. The first reason came about during the Carter Administration when the govt decided to promote growing as much food as possible, for export. Unfortunatly, the rest of the world had the same idea, thus resulting in an excess that wasn’t exported of about 1000 calories per US citizen per day. The resulting weight gain averages out to almost exactly what you’d expect by adding 1000 calories per day to the average diet. The second cause is due to science. Scientific studies of diet showed that omega 6 vegetable oils make you keep eating, effectively they make you hungrier as they produce marijuana like munchies in your brain. NOT KIDDING, look it up. Also, sugar will make you want to eat more sugar, even in small amounts added to food. Now, given that, I dare you to guess what food constitutents have gone up the most in consumption as part of processed foods. And if you guessed that omega 6 and sugar are being added to everything, you got it right in one. It’s not just “willpower against appetite” any more, it’s “willpower vs scientific application of diet” now.

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