Luann by Greg Evans

Luann

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    Shannon’s like: "Kill that noise!… I’ll have you out of there in a jiffy (or a ‘jimmy’)!…

    She must work for the “Phoenix Foundation” (MacGyver)….

    Either that, or she has been waiting for this day to get to evaluate Aunt Toni’s cosmetic line….

    Speaking of inventing, looks like Brad and Toni will need a new “hiding place”, now!…

    So, will there be a press conference to figure out why two firefighters werent paying attention to “Safety Week” during their tours with “Reddy the Fire Truck”?…if they didn’t then, they’ll have new material drawn from inspiration….
    If “Rescue 911” were still on, Will Shanter would be “bent over in laughter” on camera!…

  2. imbaldeagle

    imbaldeagle said, over 2 years ago

    Yeh, we all feared that Shannon would panic…

  3. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    “Opportunity Knocks In Reverse”
    “Where There Is A Will, There’s A ‘Why’?”
    “Hanging Around In A Closet”
    “♪Rescue Me♪”
    or
    “I Can Hear You Knocking, But You Can’t Come Out”

  4. DaJellyBelly

    DaJellyBelly said, over 2 years ago

    Shannon is getting a credit card. She’s going to do the old, slide the credit card between the jamb and the door trick. Like she saw on all those detective shows!

  5. luannfan1212

    luannfan1212 said, over 2 years ago

    I hope the credit card open lock trick is correct, but I am afraid that she might be taking money from her aunt’s wallet. Lets hope not.

  6. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    And the jamb is probably “overlapping the door” on the outside, with no way to wedge it in between in a small crevasse, parallel to the lock…..

  7. Joseph Houk

    Joseph Houk said, over 2 years ago

    “Uh, because the DOOR WAS HUNG WRONG?”

  8. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    She’d ask them for ID (and a cover charge)…..

  9. live2read

    live2read said, over 2 years ago

    So Shannon’s a taker—first, the root beer and now the money. Someone, PLEASE teach her some morals NOW!

  10. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, over 2 years ago

    Shannon without the sitters… Wheeeeeeeeeeee…!

  11. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, over 2 years ago

    They’ll never hear the end of this – either of being in the closet
    together, OR of not having the presence of mind to break the door down.

  12. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    “Waiting for the following sponsors to show up”…

    the Cake collection from Mabel Leans… “Now you can have your cake, and wear it, too!:”…

    ‘Opportunity’… the diamond rated credit line from Knox- Fort Tune Bank… "When other banks may say no, we pump our fist and say… ‘Yes!’ "….

    -

    Pop And Lock/Buster Move emergency lockout service… “Featuring our innovative two-step process, with music, while you wait. ’
    First we break … and then we dance !”

    And by…
    Your entire five station Pitts Fire Service and Emergency Response Corps..

  13. maedar

    maedar said, over 2 years ago

    Maybe Shannon’s ordering pizza.

  14. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    Some people like to refer to it as “Community Chest”…..

  15. Dodger Bleu

    Dodger Bleu said, over 2 years ago

    DA Crap…oh crap…oh crap..Shannon’s up to something bad.

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