Luann by Greg Evans

Luann

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    I would comment, but now I’m in the kitchen…

    Greg must’ve been fiending for a snack when this spilled from his pen (or perhaps a temporary, sel-imposed diet)….

    This also reminds me of when Wile E. Coyote pictures the Roadrunner as a shank of meat or something….

    Food and attractiveness is subjective, much like Luann’s descriptions….it is in the eye of the beholder…

    Or was that supposed to be “Sting repellent gets in the eye of the bee-holder?”…

  2. Meh~thodology

    Meh~thodology said, 7 months ago

    It just seems apropos:
    “Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!”

  3. Oilcounter

    Oilcounter said, 7 months ago

    Where’s Oz. Doesn’t he go to this school too?

  4. tammyspeakslife

    tammyspeakslife GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    I think I’m like a lasagna layered and likable

  5. ILuvLu

    ILuvLu said, 7 months ago

    Like Chinese food; sweet and sour.

  6. seismic-2

    seismic-2 GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    “Gunther is a fruit cake.” We’ve been saying that for years…

  7. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    “Thought For Food”
    “An Apple Is Only Skin Deep”
    “The Food Pyramid Scheme”
    or
    “♪…..Take Another Piece Of My Artichoke, Now, Baby!…♪”

  8. Mr. Peterson

    Mr. Peterson said, 7 months ago

    So Bernice thinks Luann is a hot mess? Either the Zane thing was an experiment, or she swings both ways.

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 7 months ago

    Aww, Delta thinks she’s simple and good!

  10. Mordock999

    Mordock999 said, 7 months ago

    Hmmmm.

    “Red Velvet Cake”: Tasty but ultimately not Very Good for You?

    Or

    “Hot Buttered Popcorn”: Delicious but Fattening and the kernels sometime get stuck in your teeth?

    Maybe

    “Eskimo Pie”: A Cool Tasty Treat that goes Right to Your Hips?

  11. jeff_elbel

    jeff_elbel said, 7 months ago

    Sad trombone for Knute.

  12. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    “Blame these people” for making you hungry:

    Fancy Pants cat food…. “If it’s too good for your cat, you know it’s gonna be too good for you !”…

    Ron Swansong’s Hongrymensch frozen dinners….“Fine! Now it comes with a bonus pack of vegetables! Dumb FDA… I mean…’Eat Up! It’s Good!”…

    7 Down Soda… “The second best taste…. Whoo……hoo……”


    Spite…’The un sweet cola’… “Just Drink it!.. Or not… Fine! See if we care!…”

    Cinnabutt… “It’s the honesty that makes ‘em taste so good!…Okay… okay…it’s really the sugar and butter!”

    Spittles candies…. From Emerald City/Seattle Foods… “Taste the- uh… never mind…”

    Orange Mush soda… made by Mile High-Rocky Mtn. Industries…

    and by…
    Beau T’s Sting Repellent….

  13. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @blunebottle

    And the funny thing is, they’re going right along the lines of the way that Lu “pegged” ‘em…
    (1) Delta gave an answer that was all warm and with no trace of sour dough..
    (2) and Bernice didn’t pull any punches… she was pretty much apple-like!…

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    I have no analogy to food. Poor Knute. Terrible to have all that food gone and no repast.

  15. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @IamJayBluE

    But I’m also sure that if you asked Tiff, Crystal, G-man and Knute, they’d each come up with something completely different for everybody…

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