Luann by Greg Evans

Luann

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    Okay, MJ ! Your turn!…

  2. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    “Model Students”
    “Agent Poseur-Tour”
    “The Grand Illusion”
    “Happy Shiny People”
    or
    “Too Posed For Comfort”

  3. chemiclord

    chemiclord said, about 3 years ago

    How about no one’s turn?

  4. DoubleM

    DoubleM said, about 3 years ago

    What cracks me up about college brochures whenever I see them is that all the photos of the students hardly look educated to me. Some of their expressions even look stupid.

  5. seismic-2

    seismic-2 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Do these colleges really think it’s a good use of their money to send out brochures to Luann?

  6. Ev

    Ev said, about 3 years ago

    WTF? That was not my experience in college at all. You are cray cray.

  7. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    And don’t forget the reports of which schools have the best parties….

  8. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    “Sponsored” by:
    Stepford Tech… “Home of the Fighting Perfectionists!”…"Earn your masters in Mechanical Design, or Electronics!‘…"Education that’s almost too good to be true!"…

    Jolin College… “Lots of Fine Arts programs, but only one with world renowned accreditation in the arts and music!”…"Jolin College…where true artists are drawn !"…
    -
    Star Tech At Vogue State University… “Famous Five-Year programs in Engineering, Sciences, Diplomatic Relations, Lead Acting, Tumbling, Special Effects, Photography/Cinema and Stage Work”… “Come explore new places, with STVSU!”…

    Online Tele/Sumwan-Hugh Caerrz Institute Of Secondary Thoughts… “Whether you choose our in-person classes, or our internet program, your tuition is still important to us!”

    and by…
    Pitts Community State Tech…"Those other schools are just stupid. We don’t need a tag line or anything, we’re just closer and cheaper. Oh, yeah… PCST….yay."

  9. live2read

    live2read said, about 3 years ago

    Keep the politics out of this. If you want to make these remarks, go comment on the Mallard Fillmore comic strip.

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    I have to agree with acacianpaladin that dissenting opinions are no longer welcome on college campuses. When the Socialists infiltrated them in the 1960s, it eventually led to the excesses very much like the Catholic church in Gallileo’s time, with students basically told “you WILL believe what we tell you. We don’t care if it makes sense scientifically or not. It’s official dogma.”
    .
    Contradictory slop like animal life had intrinsic value but somehow humans didn’t, became normal.

  11. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    I’m still waiting for Stanford, Harvard, Yale, Michigan, etc. to have both the Number one honors program grad rating, and the number one party school listing at the same time …. it’s never “the best of both worlds”, is it?

  12. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    Forgot about that…. and I hear the Business Enterprising building keeps getting damaged and they reconstruct a new one constantly….

  13. ChihuahuaMama

    ChihuahuaMama said, about 3 years ago

    Right on!

  14. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    Truly!

  15. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    I can see the picture on the pamphlet for “Borg Tech”… smiling, happy drones kids, staff… both working hand in hand, and the Dean, affectionately nicknamed “the Queen” and “senior borg” helping out some newer, inexperienced ones… Borg Teachers warmly assisting students with projects…. and pictures of the "Fighting Drones, the national tourney champions….
    -
    And their selling points in the brochure:
    Borg Tech… “Upon arriving, you will be assimilated into our wonderfully grand institution of IT Techs and Programmers!…Your academic and social achievements will be added to our own… resistance to pay tuition is…..futile…”
    “Many students, one mind, one voice… We are Borg!”…

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