Luann by Greg Evans

Luann

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Cuz the truck ain’t healthy… just yet…

  2. ChihuahuaMama

    ChihuahuaMama said, about 1 year ago

    I wish my 1st h/b would have been practical OR responsible.

  3. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    With the way that engine is puffing along, everything will be smoked, including the salads and drinks. Shoulda called it “TJ’s Smokehouse”. Here in Califoni, it will be classed as a ‘gross polluter’ and the state (us taxpayers) will offer him somewhere between $500 and $1000 to turn it in.

  4. Mordock999

    Mordock999 said, about 1 year ago

    “Psssssst! Toni? Come ‘ere a sec. I wanna talk to You. Look Babe: WHY are You still wasting Your time with "Mr. Potato-head, when You can be with a REAL Man like me? Wait, HEAR Me Out! Why don’t You Ditch the Loser, Quit Your job at the Fire Department and come and work with Me? We’ll be EQUAL Partners, see? You’ll take care of vehicle repairs, cook the meals and do general clean-up. Me? I’ll have the HARD Part! I’ll be handling the MONEY! And after You get finished cleaning out the grease trap, You can come over to My place and I can introduce You to the REAL ‘TJ Special’ and ……..,Oh Uhhhhhhhhhh, HI Brad!!!" – TJ

  5. howtheduck

    howtheduck said, about 1 year ago

    Toni thinks Brad is kinda cute when he’s being practical. Given Brad’s history in this comic strip, he’s not going to be kinda cute very often.

  6. firedome

    firedome said, about 1 year ago

    healthy foods and roach coaches are contradictions of terms…

  7. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    If you’re gonna do something… do it right….
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    That’s why I was saying yesterday, I don’t think TJ got past the "making money’ stage of his endeavor.. he skipped a few steps in his plan… good thing he’s got people he can use… er… count on, to fill in the gaps…

  8. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @firedome

    “healthy foods and roach coaches are contradictions of terms…”

    Cockroaches are the only thing that can survive in that disaster area on wheels. In analyzing the situation a little closer, I have come to the conclusion that TJ actually shut the engine off over 10 minutes ago and it’s still sitting there dieseling or experiencing external combustion.

    For those who have never heard of ‘dieseling’:
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    Dieseling or engine run-on is a condition that can occur in spark plug, gasoline powered internal combustion engines, whereby the engine keeps running for a period after being turned off, due to fuel igniting without a spark.

  9. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @firedome

    Yeah, the roaches would take care of the “mobile” part.. they’ll make sure it’s “fast food”….

  10. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @IamJayBluE

    “Yeah, the roaches would take care of the “mobile” part.. they’ll make sure it’s “fast food”….”

    Nothing like seeing your sandwich traversing across the counter somewhat apparently by itself.

  11. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Brdshtt

    Cockroaches are the only thing that can survive in that disaster area on wheels.
    ^
    You’re right… add another task to the list…. the Ex-Terminator… and hope that when he gives you the bill, he won’t have to say: “I’ll be back”….

  12. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Looks like Toni is seeing that Brad will be a practical thinker for their nest…

  13. Dennis Downey

    Dennis Downey said, about 1 year ago

    Brad is becoming his dad… That damned adulthood! It started when he was oplayed off from his firefighter job.

  14. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @IamJayBluE

    “You’re right… add another task to the list…. the Ex-Terminator… "

    You must be talking about our ex – governator…

    Customer: “Miseur TJ, are those cockroaches?”

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    TJ: No, those are small livestock – everything here is locally grown.

  15. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

    TJ, here is a free recipe for you:
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    Uncle Bills famous (infamous?) pasta sauce:

    2 med/lg tomatoes
    1 med/lg red onion
    1 sweet red bell pepper
    1 oz apple cider vinegar
    some no-salt Italian seasoning and some ground pepper
    (optional) mushrooms, garlic
    (optional) 4 or 5 oz Asiago cheese (no other cheese will do)

    Start water boiling for pasta but dont add salt. Add pasta when boiling. Meanwhile, slice the onion in half at its “equator” and slice off the ends, slice the pepper in half from “pole to pole” after removing stem and seedy core. Place them on a plate and cook in microwave oven for 10 to 11 min (longer if you have an older weaker mw oven). Dice the tomatoes and place in blender with the cooked onion and pepper, asiago cheese (and optional mushrooms and/or garlic if you want). Add 1 oz apple cider vinegar and Italian seasoning. Blend to desired consistency. You may have to add liquid or water depending on your blender and/or the tomatoes used. If you use canned mushrooms you can use the liquid from that too. Makes enough sauce for 16 oz (dry uncooked weight) of pasta. I recommend pasta that can be eaten with a table spoon such as fiore, mini farfalle, radiatore, rotini, small or med shells or elbow macaroni. Enjoy.

    You may want to cook the onion and pepper differently than in the microwave oven. That’s up to you but they must be cooked. Same with the mushrooms and garlic.

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