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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 9 months ago

   St. Bernard or Husky
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

   Tiger or wolverine.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

   It it is literally any animal alive or extinct or never to have lived it would be a velociraptor.
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   Namrepus said, 9 months ago

   Quick poll: Resident Evil, Dazed and Confused, or The Fifth Element?
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   legaleagle48 said, 9 months ago

   I’m getting the distinct impression that Mr. Fogarty hates his job!
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   John Russell said, 9 months ago

   a mule
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

   Coyote.
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   kenhense said, 9 months ago

   Is Knute out of the closet? Or just a nut…….
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   Smythe Symble said, 9 months ago

   ohmygosh, I think like the Teacher…not a good sign.
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    BenderSastre said, 9 months ago

    A dragon. I sleep when I want, where I want. I’m equipped with my very own personal flame broiler, and foil-wrapped piece of meat come to me on a somewhat regular basis. The horses they ride in on are also passible sustenance. And yes, virgens taste better than those who are not.
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    38lowell said, 9 months ago

    Hey, Mr. Fogarty!
    If you taught at college instead of HS, you’d get the same answers. But, you’d still have a parking space. One day, you’ll be away from all this and they’ll come visit you in the nursing home! Life is short. So busy, being busy, you don’t live
    enough. Don’ die with regrets!
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    Matt said, 9 months ago

    Pampered house cat.
13. 

    Brdshtt said, 9 months ago

    What kind of animal would you be?

    …

    A Klingon?
14. 

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 9 months ago

    3 of those are by definition not animals.
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    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Hmm. That question is too hard for me. Does “human” count?
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