Luann Comic Strip, July 01, 2012 on GoComics.com

Namrepus said, 11 months ago

Sounds like the Kardashian family.

Leviticus said, 11 months ago

Okay, Luann. Tell your best friend and chum, Bernice, all that happened between you and Quill. Do not leave out any details. You can trust her not to tell anyone. The room is still neat, so he has not been gone so long that you forgot it all.

ablestmage said, 11 months ago

A bit off-topic there, L-zit, trying to get the last word in? This has been your intro to Trolls Trolling Trolls 101, hope you enjoyed your stay. The rest of the internet is oddly similar, believe it or not =P

Mighty Mouse said, 11 months ago

Err, yeah, ok …
Anyway, I was going to say that the sole function of beauty magazines is to make women feel ugly.

Leviticus said, 11 months ago

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Answer to parting word, repost from yesterday.

This Leviticus person is just a scathingly bitter person.
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Thank you.
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I think some of you must be pretty sick or ill or low already.
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Thank you.
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I’m sorry I can’t be around to take your parting shots,
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There is no need to leave. You may find it hard to believe, but people here rag on me all the time, and many times, I have it coming.
Stick around, but when and if you post, be sensible. If you bring up a subject like Luann being raped, as you can see, you will stir up a hornets nest and you get stung. She is dear to some of us.

Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

Luann’s Zit is starting to remind me of when a demon-possessed woman came into our second floor Bible study a couple of years ago.

Leviticus said, 11 months ago

I think these magazines put too much expectations on young girls/women. Many readers think they are supposed to look like the women portrayed in the magazine. They do not take into consideration the professional photographers, the expert makeup artists, the airbrushing of the picture, the people that pick out the wardrobe, the aerobics training that they receive and no telling what other advantages they are given to make them look so perfect. Sometimes the Enquirer and other tabloids show pictures of these starlets and they are nothing like when they have all the glitz on them.

ChihuahuaMama said, 11 months ago

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You might want to consider selling your computer.

Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

If Luann has learned a lesson about “the real Jen” and the exploitation mags that market her as a commodity, her lounging-with-Bernice time has been well spent!

goblue562 said, 11 months ago

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Dearheart.. You really need to stop taking these idjits on the boards so seriously. They live to stir up trouble. They’re called ‘trolls’.. Just leave ‘em alone, and they’ll go home. You can’t get such heartburn over a bunch of people who don’t use their real names, it’s just exactly what they want.

John Smith said, 11 months ago

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Why the hell would you think it would be a good idea to turn this comic strip into preaching about rape?

Leviticus said, 11 months ago

@Art Vandelay

Who are you? Seriously, I like you, I dislike you, you blather, you make sense, you intrigue me, you infuriate me, you spend way too much time here, I can’t imagine this space without you.
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She is woman, hear her roar!

mojitobaby said, 11 months ago

@Art Vandelay

It’s not 1AM everywhere, and I spend as much time here as I need to. ;)

mojitobaby said, 11 months ago

@Art Vandelay

Don’t waste your time – some people will never figure out that they’re being pwned. They have a built-in kneejerk response to champion an underdog – why do you think a really good troll always portrays himself as a victim of something? If X can claim to be martyred, picked on, whatever because of what he’s endured before, and will continue to endurefor everyone’s sake, in order to bring the “truth” to the world, that makes it harder to call “bullsh!t”.
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Victim status is important – if X can stir up sympathy, that’s the start of getting posters pointing the “you’re being mean to X, you bully” finger. If X is really good, he’ll claim to be a victimized woman so that the more chivalrous male posters will ride full-tilt to the rescue with the “there, there, you poor thing” towel at the ready – if they only knew what they were actually defending…
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Just read back on all the obviously inflammatory statements and inferences that the recent victim claimed were made against it – but which actually weren’t. And just don’t feed.