Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 05, 2007
Transcript:
"OK. The real reason you need me as your roomie? Toni Daytona" "Toni?" "Follow the logic here. Let's say Toni's desire for you is, oh, a C-minus. Now put you next to a real lowlife scum - me - and bam! You're a C-plus! it's the old car salesman's trick: Sell the pricey model by putting it next to the clunker!" "It's a proven technique, Brad. Trust me" "But you're a lowlife scum. Shouldn't I not trust you?"
His name is Tacitus Jurisprudencio