Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt

Lost Side of Suburbia

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  1. Dr. Oetker Pistazien

    Dr. Oetker Pistazien said, 4 months ago

    Slimy Slynderfell… Slimy Slynderfell… Slimy Slynder…AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

  2. waycyber

    waycyber said, 4 months ago

    Ah, but he does make his smoothies from dissolved snails and slugs.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

    The Bogey
    A Strange Tale for Today’s Strange Youth

    Cover Plate
    Chapter 1: Rufus & Biff
    Chapter 2: Cindy Fogle
    Chapter 3: The Mushpits
    Chapter 4: Margo
    Chapter 5: Twila
    Break: The Lost Side of Suburbia
    Chapter 6: The Stranger in the Dark
    Chapter 7: Goatsucker
    Chapter 8: The Taker in the Water
    Chapter 9: Bill
    Chapter 10: The Great Lakes
    Chapter 11: Jamie Jones and the Yellow Jacket
    Chapter 12: The Happy Land of Toys and Pleasure
    Chapter 13: The Red Hood and the Beast
    Chapter 14: Rafer Frost Comes Back
    Chapter 15: The Piper and the Witch
    Chapter 16: The Doctor, her Guests, and some Exposition
    Chapter 17 Prelude: What Happened to Sphinx
    Chapter 17: Slynderfell’s

  4. Randy_B

    Randy_B said, 4 months ago

    I stand corrected, then.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

    LSOS Reference Guide (updated).

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

    How many calories does “more crazy” contain?

  7. carl craig

    carl craig said, 4 months ago

    i like the flavour " straight to your thighs

  8. ShortStraw

    ShortStraw said, 4 months ago

    I wonder if this is what they are eating over at Pooch Cafe?

  9. waycyber

    waycyber said, 4 months ago

    I’ll have a litre of “Insert Pun Here” please

  10. waycyber

    waycyber said, 4 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    I know what you’re thinking. “Does it contain six hundred calories more or only five hundred?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a fully organic ice cream confection, the most delicious and addictive ice cream in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  11. jlbonnar

    jlbonnar said, 4 months ago

    Oh oh, they’re still in business. This is NOT looking good for Sphinx.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Looks like waycyber has been sampling the Mint Eastwood (“Now with More Crazy!”), I fear. But I won’t say Slimy Slynderfell three times. I won’t even say Slimy Slynderfell twice. No, sir! I’m not going to fall into that Slimy Slynderfell trap!…

    SLURPPP!

  13. J2P2

    J2P2 said, 4 months ago

    Here, Kory shows us he knows his way around a vignette as well as he knows how to spin a good yarn—A classic piece of exposition…

    Insert pun here? How about Chunks of Monkey?

  14. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

    @J2P2

    “How about Chunks of Monkey?”

    Depends on how many taste testers remain on staff, or rather, if they have enough to satisfy the demand

  15. T_Lexi

    T_Lexi said, 4 months ago

    And ol’ sneaky Tom, sitting there – looking all satisfied with himself. What a nerve! Have wonderful (short) weekends all you Lost Siders – I’m off to the ice cream parlor : )

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