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   waycyber said, 5 months ago

   Toasted Sand Witch? Rum Baba Yaga?
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

   Witch: “You all look like ants from up here.”
   “Wait, those are ants…”
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   waycyber said, 5 months ago

   There’s mortar her than meets the eye. She could prove a real pestle. Oventually, she will be defeated. Won’t that be sweet?
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

   “You all look like maggots from up here.”
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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   I don’t like to keep a hungry oven waiting, but do finish grinding and pestling, Witchie-woman, whilst the guys untie and activate preventive measures (up to and including roasting you, if necessary).
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   crookedwolf said, 5 months ago

   If Rufus smacks her hard on the back of the head, that big ’ol eyeball is going to plop right out. Like some yappy pekingese.
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   waycyber said, 5 months ago

   Of course, Rufus still has the whip handle.
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   waycyber said, 5 months ago

   @Three Steps Over Japan

   Of course, the largest species of ant is the eleph.
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   J2P2 said, 5 months ago

   Don’t forget its relative the Large Fantastic Ant—L.F. ant for short…
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    jmcx4 said, 5 months ago

    @Crooked Wolf
    Thanks for your correction yesterday:
    “The Witch and Goatsucker have the same accent”
    Naw, the witche’s O’s have little accents above and below. Chupa is Hispanic.The witch is Slavic, with a hint of Donner.;-)
    Evidently, it takes reading glasses to understand a “hint of Donner”.
    I like my witch well done, Rufus.
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    ptvroman3 said, 5 months ago

    yeah, Crooked Wolf is showing his age. A more topical (then again, it was over 10 years ago) reference would have been a “hit of Dahmer”
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    Trickle Down said, 5 months ago

    “The witch turned from the mortar and bared her teeth, and both boys could see they were not teeth at all, but only bits of metal lodged in her gums.”
    __________________

    They’re braces and she owes her orthodontist a fortune.
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    waycyber said, 5 months ago

    @Trickle Down

    It’s been established that they look like screws
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    Josh said, 5 months ago

    How are they going to get the Alosiyum (sp?) out of her mouth?
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    BillJ-MN said, 5 months ago

    @Josh

    With a good hot oven only the metal will remain.
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