Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt

Lost Side of Suburbia

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  1. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    Toasted Sand Witch? Rum Baba Yaga?

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 2 years ago

    Witch: “You all look like ants from up here.”
    “Wait, those are ants…”

  3. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    There’s mortar her than meets the eye. She could prove a real pestle. Oventually, she will be defeated. Won’t that be sweet?

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 2 years ago

    “You all look like maggots from up here.”

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    I don’t like to keep a hungry oven waiting, but do finish grinding and pestling, Witchie-woman, whilst the guys untie and activate preventive measures (up to and including roasting you, if necessary).

  6. crookedwolf

    crookedwolf GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    If Rufus smacks her hard on the back of the head, that big ’ol eyeball is going to plop right out. Like some yappy pekingese.

  7. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    Of course, Rufus still has the whip handle.

  8. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Of course, the largest species of ant is the eleph.

  9. J2P2

    J2P2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Don’t forget its relative the Large Fantastic Ant—L.F. ant for short…

  10. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Crooked Wolf
    Thanks for your correction yesterday:
    “The Witch and Goatsucker have the same accent”
    Naw, the witche’s O’s have little accents above and below. Chupa is Hispanic.The witch is Slavic, with a hint of Donner.;-)
    Evidently, it takes reading glasses to understand a “hint of Donner”.
    I like my witch well done, Rufus.

  11. ptvroman3

    ptvroman3 said, almost 2 years ago

    yeah, Crooked Wolf is showing his age. A more topical (then again, it was over 10 years ago) reference would have been a “hit of Dahmer”

  12. Rocky  Mountains

    Rocky Mountains said, almost 2 years ago

    “The witch turned from the mortar and bared her teeth, and both boys could see they were not teeth at all, but only bits of metal lodged in her gums.”
    __________________

    They’re braces and she owes her orthodontist a fortune.

  13. waycyber

    waycyber said, almost 2 years ago

    @Rocky Mountains

    It’s been established that they look like screws

  14. Rightwingmoron

    Rightwingmoron said, almost 2 years ago

    Even if the boys defeat the old witch, they’ll still have to deal with the Cryptkeeper and Vaultkeeper.

  15. Josh

    Josh said, almost 2 years ago

    How are they going to get the Alosiyum (sp?) out of her mouth?

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