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   freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

   I sense a confetti confession.
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   freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

   The paper cuts could kill him.
3. 

   freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

   Also has ticker tape?
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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   They used confetti in Major League Human Cannonball.
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   jimmyh43105 said, 5 months ago

   @freeholder1

   At point blank range and with enough energy, she’s hoping they will!
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   margueritem said, 5 months ago

   @Gweedo Murray

   SNERK!!!
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   “No, No, I said I wanted to hear Pacobel’s CANON at midnight…”
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   Ronald Davis said, 5 months ago

   At that range, the flash and the shock wave would be lethal, even with no solid projectile.
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   freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

   @masterskrain

   Obscure Snerk!!!!
10. 

    battle of plattsburgh said, 5 months ago

    Just a few nails, for ballast.
11. 

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    “Mostly”…?
12. 

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    @battle of plattsburgh

    Sounds like grape shot…
13. 

    rekam said, 5 months ago

    My first reaction was “Uh…and the rest?”
14. 

    win said, 5 months ago

    “Should auld acquaintance be forgot…”
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