Loose Parts by Dave Blazek

Loose Parts

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 4 years ago

    “You won’t even have to wait till he’s dead to tidy him up. It keeps the dust off and stops him moulting on the carpet, and has the added advantage of stopping him using the remote to channel-flick when your watching your stories. There is a downside, which is minor, and that is that he will be fresh when you ‘unpop’ him. Keep a bucket of iced water handy These are also available, in a colour scheme to suit your decor.”
    (The factory can barely keep up with the demand)

  2. PICTO

    PICTO said, almost 4 years ago

    They might sell better if they were opaque….. or plaid.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 4 years ago


    Mmmmmm – plaid.

    I might get one myself – do they do a Royal Stewart?

  4. rw1h

    rw1h said, almost 4 years ago

    “I don’t even want to hear it when you “Burp” this thing!”

    Good one !! (hee)

  5. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, almost 4 years ago

    Will keep you well preserved forever.

  6. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    When a friend of mine died, his casket was placed in a niche in a mausoleum at a local cemetery. Before placing the casket in the niche, the cemetery workers wrapped the casket in heavy plastic as though they were stuffing a turkey in the fridge. The casket was then placed on a forklift, which a worker rode up to the niche (it was about third or fourth level high), where he threw some bearings or BBs or something into the niche. The casket was then raised to the level of the opening, and the worker shoved it into the niche like last night’s leftovers. My wife and I stood watching in mute horror at the indignity. When we could speak again, we both agreed we’d rather be fried at death than subjected to that treatment.

  7. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, almost 4 years ago

    Started out the marriage as a husband; ended up as a left-over. “No! Wait! Not the garbage disposal!!…”

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