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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   What do they do ’in case of emergency"t
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   SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

   PacoP…. it doesn’t say “Axe-Proof”
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   SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

   But bullet proof glass, and a direct hit with live ammo from a gun on a maybe 18" chain…
   
   The ricochet factor keeps the client list thinned out for them.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 6 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   I believe the undertaker is next door.
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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   But don’t you have to break the glass to GET the axe?
   (Or are my axe-dependent emergencies different from most people’s? – Am I the only one who sometimes needs to chop down an elm in a hurry, or hack my way through a solid oak door?)
6. 

   battle of plattsburgh said, 6 months ago

   I brought my own AK-47.
7. 

   Jane from Florida said, 6 months ago

   It’s the right to bear arms in action.
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   whmIII said, 6 months ago

   Shoot…!!!
9. 

   Perkycat said, 6 months ago

   @whmIII

   No – it’s Shoot-Shoot-Shoot…!!!
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    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    @Perkycat

    I stand corrected…
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    GrumblyWalnut said, 6 months ago

    Only 2 customers… the ricochets must have discouraged the rest
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    littleannoyingdog said, 6 months ago

    short chain not good for sure
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    LafInLarry said, 6 months ago

    @Perkycat

    Somehow in just a couple of easy steps, I got from your comment to thinking with the way the world is going the song lyrics will soon be changed to…
    Shoot, shoot, shoot at the home team
    If they don’t win…
    Yeah, it ends there. Just shoot at them if they don’t win.
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    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    Larry…. don’t they shoot the opposing team these days?
    Or its fans…
    Or just riot aimlessly?
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    Tigger said, 6 months ago

    Shoot twice if the answer is no

    With sincere apologizes to The Late Great Tony Orlando
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