Loose Parts by Dave Blazek

Loose Parts

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Extremely…

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 4 years ago

    Why is ‘dry’ a term used in such a way? They are LIQUIDS!

  3. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 4 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Many full-bodied red wines are high in tannins, naturally occurring compounds in grapes which contribute to the structure and texture of the wine. Tannins are generally described as having a drying, almost gritty or sandy texture in the mouth. People who are new to wine often describe these wines as very dry because the coarse tannins feel dry and astringent in their mouth.

    —wine-tastings-guide.com

  4. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 4 years ago

    I’d buy a bottle with a hint of boloney.

  5. MickMaus

    MickMaus said, almost 4 years ago

    @eddie6192

    Or even bacon.

  6. Jane from Florida

    Jane from Florida said, almost 4 years ago

    Wine snobs are the worst! I like a nice chianti.

  7. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, almost 4 years ago

    Just add water.

  8. Jonni

    Jonni said, almost 4 years ago

    Not a wine drinker, but aren’t grapes made into wine or raisins, and would a dry wine be made from raisins?

  9. MissScarlet

    MissScarlet GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @Jonni

    No, wine made from raisins (or any dried fruit) is very sweet because of the concentrated sugars.

  10. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    What’s this bottle stuff? Doesn’t wine come in a box?

  11. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @Perkycat

    Exactly! And with a convenient pour spout.
    Ever try putting the cork back into a bottle. No wonder the wine snobs are such lushes

  12. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, almost 4 years ago

    Dave, did you outsource this one? The humor is very good, as usual, but – WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NOSES?!? Or, is that a result of them being wine snobs?

  13. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 4 years ago

    I prefer a nice dry white and I can’t tell the difference between cheap and expensive, so I stopped buying from wine specialists and buy from supermarkets instead.
    .
    There’s a wine “expert” in this country that everybody takes the **** out of. She’s not on TV as much as she was, so maybe she got the message.

  14. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, almost 4 years ago

    @eddie6192

    $5.00 bottle of wine with a hint of baloney


    $500.00 bottle of wine with a hint of Balogna.

  15. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    @Jeff0811

    $50,000 bottle with a hint of Bologna!

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