Lola by Todd Clark

Lola

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  1. rshive

    rshive said, 6 months ago

    Thus sayeth Pete.

  2. treesareus

    treesareus said, 6 months ago

    ….“begins with your luggage being sent in the opposite direction.”

  3. whmIII

    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    “I am flying to Houston…can you check my bags through to Cleveland???” “No, I can’t do that!!!” “Well, you did it last week!!!”

  4. Jkiss

    Jkiss said, 6 months ago

    Pete’s Discount Luggage: Our luggage flies half as far as you do.

  5. CrimsonFoxx

    CrimsonFoxx said, 6 months ago

    I can think of two fortunes I had that applied to me directly; “Get back to work, someone is waiting for you on this” (From a cookie found while cleaning out the car) and a proverb that relates to me, “The deepest waters make the least noise”.

  6. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, 6 months ago

    Fortune cookies are “Made in the USA”.

    From WIKIPEDIA:
    The largest manufacturer of the cookies is Wonton Food Inc., headquartered in Brooklyn, New York. They make over 4.5 million fortune cookies per day. Another large manufacturer is Peking Noodle in the Los Angeles area. There are other smaller, local manufacturers including Tsue Chong Co. in Seattle, Keefer Court Food in Minneapolis and Sunrise Fortune Cookie in Philadelphia. Many smaller companies will also sell custom fortunes.

  7. sandflea

    sandflea said, 6 months ago

    Pete’s Discount Luggage
    Our old bags fly free.

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