Lisa Benson by Lisa Benson

Lisa Benson

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Stop with the “red line” bull, and stay out of other people’s business. If we can’t whip goatherds in a rock pile, just what do the chickenhawks think we can do? Oh, right, use those tanks the Army doesn’t want?


    Send Lisa and the chickenhawks in to end the problems, let her take out Iran while she’s at it.

  2. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, 9 months ago

    This is getting even more embarrassing by the day.

  3. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, 9 months ago

    God help us all!

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 9 months ago

    It is absolutely clear that those Ukrainians supported by the US are patriots and those the US wishes to crush are traitors, and that the US hasn’t done nearly enough to support the patriots and crush the traitors because all of Obama’s Red Lines all turned into Red Tape. Obama took much too long to kill Qadhafi, and that’s why the US ambassador was killed. And Obama took much too long to destroy Iraq and Afghanistan, and that’s why 9/11/‘01 happened.


    If Obama had any spine, he would have carpet nuked Libya and our ambassador could now sit safely in his radiation suit inside the US Embassy or Consulate (where he wouldn’t need to pay any light bills since everything would be glowing).


    And if Obama had any spine, he would have carpet nuked Syria and ended the civil war.


    But Obama has no spine, so US troops are not massing on the borders of the Ukraine, ready for a War of Liberation with both tactical and strategic nukes, as any decent President like Bush, jr would be doing (were it not for term limits that gave us the spineless Obama who hasn’t even ordered DEFCON 2 yet).

  5. mikefive

    mikefive said, 9 months ago

    I can’t put my finger on why I think that our response to Russia going into the Crimea is somewhat awkward. I wish I could.

  6. Enoki

    Enoki said, 9 months ago

    It could be worse… Obama could send his foreign policy “expert” Joke Biden…

  7. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    The Purple band aid “I served in nam” is on it! He has his two left feet and the red line is just the seasoning he needs when Putin hands him his head and makes him eat his feet yet again! I bet Putin is just so scared of this guy.. I wonder if Kerry and him will trade battle scar stories and Kerry can show the guy his boo boos while he was serving. I am sure Putin would respect that…

  8. Gypsy8

    Gypsy8 said, 9 months ago

    Appears this morning Putin is backing off taking over or annexing Crimea. The threat of western economic sanctions and the effects on the Russian stock market and the Russian economy is taking its toll. Putin, former head of the KGB, is learning he can’t operate with 1950’s and 60’s military solutions. Once again, as in the chemical weapons in Syria, non-military solutions are working and Putin has backed down or forced to co-operate. The Obama approach is working and Luddites like senators McCain and Lindsay Graham are looking like idiots.

  9. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Gypsy8

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/101462500
    ..
    Putin is playing chess While Obama is playing checkers. That is what is going on!

  10. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 said, 9 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    Hey here is an example of where I agree with you.

    I think that it is time to state your position and let public opinion do the work.

    If the Ukraine wants to remain the Ukraine the world should see that it happens. Not the US.

    If Russia doesn’t do as the say and simply support the free election of government and rather annexes territory and installes their governor, then the world should refrain from doing business with them.

    Yep, no more gun sales. (number two export)

    No more wheat supply.

    No more Cadillac’s

    Yep………….what a hoot

  11. Gypsy8

    Gypsy8 said, 9 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    Dang, another international crisis may be averted with nary an ordnance exploded nor a dead American in sight!

  12. bb d

    bb d GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Wow, good thing Tina Fey ruined McCain’s chances of becoming president. Let’s see…“feckless” foreign policy vs reason, consensus and non military sanctions.

  13. omQ Release the Desaparecidos
  14. eugene57

    eugene57 said, 9 months ago

    “If the detractors say something specific, they will have to stick with that one position.”
    But they have said very specific things, then gyrate like a caught fish to distance themselves from themselves.

  15. warjoski

    warjoski GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    I’m actually onboard for us staying out of this one. Including that $1 Billion aid package.

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