Lisa Benson by Lisa Benson

Lisa Benson

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, about 1 year ago

    They are already back setting up shop with the Taliban in Afghanistan since they know Barry will flee.
    Hopefully there will not be a fundraiser in Vegas or important sleep to get the next time they attack.

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 1 year ago

    If there had been an attack, even if unsuccessful, this (not so)comic strip and the other ones like it would have been lined up attacking the President for not doing enough to stop it.

  3. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    Gah-lee. If only The Decider were still in office. He’d know where to invade.

  4. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 1 year ago

    Maureen Dowd and other left-wing columnists say Bush, Jr knew all about 9/11/‘01 and did absolutely nothing and must be blamed. I have personal experience and saw with my own eyes that Ms Dowd is completely wrong about that.

    The threat was classified Top Secret, just as Obama classified the rumour of a plot in Yemen to hijack an aeroplane and had police raid the AP and seize all their computers to track down who leaked that rumour.

    Bush, Jr had no leaks.

    I went to visit an American Embassy in summer ’01 and was almost shot. A Pakistani had asked me to go to the Embassy to inquire about getting him a visa as a religious cleric to spread Islam in the US, and I had agreed.

    The Embassy was closed, and every Pakistani knew it was closed and that they had threatened to shoot anyone who approached. I was the only person in the entire city who didn’t know, because they didn’t tell any Americans since they didn’t want to alarm us. Shoot us as a terrorist, yes. Alarm us, no. (Obviously, had I been shot, I would, by virtue of having been killed, be a posthumous terrorist killed while trying to detonate a thermonuclear weapon, but I managed to get out of rifle shot range before they decided to shoot me.)

    So Bush, Jr, knowing there would be an attack in ‘01 (probably in summer or fall), and having been told the attack would be a suicide bomber blowing up an Embassy, secretly closed all the Embassies and put the security staff on high alert.

    After previous fiascos, Obama this time publicly closed the Embassies and put the security staff on high alert. This way, he won’t have to spend the money sending Federal agents to raid newspaper offices when the story gets out.

    Thrift, Horatio, thrift.

  5. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, about 1 year ago

    Was that another “mission accomplished” moment?

  6. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, about 1 year ago


    I’d rather an amoeba be in charge, instead of the empty skull we’ve got now.

  7. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    So, now all the terrorists have to do is just threaten to take action, and we’ll shut down all our embassies and consolates across the globe? That’s a cheap way on their part to do a lot of expensive damage to us without firing a shot.

  8. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    So you think we need to stay and continue to occupy Afghanistan? Who’s going to pay for it? Aren’t taxes too high? (and they’re at historic lows BTW.) Are you willing to finally pay the taxes needed to maintain your party’s desired level of war-mongering? Maybe instead of digging your head out of your toxic waste chute you should just shove it farther up there, because we can still hear you.

  9. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    You RWNJs do realize you are devolving into irrelevance right? If President Obama does not shut down embassies, consulates and other American diplomatic offices and a few people die, you hold hearing after hearing and try to make it a political witch hunt," because he should have known." But when President Obama has credible intelligence indicating a problem,and he takes actions he is wrong for trying to protect human life. Just admit it, your guy failed and you’re okay with thousands dead because of it. Not your guy supposedly “failed” and you’re outraged because four people died. And now because he is trying to protect hundreds if not thousands of non-military (or at least non -combat) personnel you’re outraged. Just admit it, nothing this President can do will make you happy, even if it is exactly what you, five minutes ago, demanded he do. Just admit it, your limited brainpower only allows you to think the thoughts your propaganda masters feed you. Admit it, the only action acceptable to you is for us to send in the military, in massive quantities to protect every embassy, consulate, office and meeting in any country where one American happens to be. Will that waste enough tax dollars for you? And rest assured that there will be deaths, deaths of American soldiers. But that is acceptable to you isn’t it? Because military contractors are making money off of the contracts for weapons, machinery, support services, your mother-party’s campaign buyers get rich, precious tax-dollars are wasted so they can’t be used for more important things HERE AT HOME, and soldiers (mostly from poor families who don’t matter to the republicans) die. It’s a win-win-win for the republicans.

  10. mikefive

    mikefive said, about 1 year ago


    “They are already back setting up shop with the Taliban in Afghanistan since they know Barry will flee.”

    The President doesn’t have to flee. There was a tentative withdrawal schedule that was set up by Bush and finalized by Obama. All the Taliban has to do is wait it out in Pakistan and then move back in when we leave.

    In a mild echo of Vietnam:

    We win the battles and then withdraw from Afghanistan hanging the people out to dry. The Taliban return and recreate something like the killing fields of Cambodia. The upper end of the hierarchy of Afghanistan flees with billions they skimmed from our aid to their country. We will again have wasted thousands of lives because we did not have the fortitude to see a commitment through to it’s end.

    We will then argue for years from our personal political viewpoints about Afghanistan with each side omitting the mistakes that “our” side made and pointing out the mistakes that the other side did when we should look at our involvement pragmatically and learn lessons from that involvement.

    History will repeat itself.

  11. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    So, what is the problem with shutting down embassies in countries that have declared their never ending hatred of all things American?

    Shoot, are we not in a “budget crisis”? And yet we give away billions of dollars to the very people hell bent on the destruction of the western way of life. Along with further billions in arms and munitions. AND maintaining a “military” presence in and around the area.

    Shut it ALL down for good. Let the people decide what kind of government they want. We do NOT need their oil, having plenty of our own.

    yeah, nothing like a religious fanatic in control to bring out the best in a nation.

    just a thought.

  12. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    “He {baby bush] would not be preaching … BinLaden is dead as your boy, Barry did”
    Um, you’re right, instead baby bush said he wasn’t concerned with OBL. He got his pet war approved and started in Iraq so he was no longer interested in Afghanistan, it had served its purpose, and he wasn’t concerned with OBL, because baby bush had no idea how to find him. It’d be too hard. Baby bush got his wants so he was no longer concerned with anything but enriching his friends and play army-man wartime president.
    You’re right, baby bush would not be preaching any accomplishment in that front, at least not without lying.
    Pursuant to and in agreement with mikefive’s comment, “Mission [NEVER] Accomplished”

  13. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 1 year ago


  14. foofinho

    foofinho said, about 1 year ago


    and we all know he’s got a lot of those!

  15. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, about 1 year ago

    Ten months of wailing about Benghazi, and now the right wing idiots complain when we try to protect diplomats.

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