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   margueritem said, 5 months ago

   Must be Mitten’s cousin.
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   Bilan said, 5 months ago

   Vampire crustacean?
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   runar said, 5 months ago

   The last time I was at a restaurant with a live lobster tank, there was one lobster holding up a sign with an arrow pointing at another lobster with the words, “Pick Him”.
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   Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

   Looks like the first thing he ate with his new teeth was the rubber bands.
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   win said, 5 months ago

   The chef will draw butter, the lobster will draw blood.
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   Simon_Jester said, 5 months ago

   Her teeth are scarier than his.
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   ewalnut said, 5 months ago

   GMO Lobster
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   Wolf Emperor said, 5 months ago

   Whoa, that lady’s legs are very, very short.
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   WSR said, 5 months ago

   The lobster will next appear in a movie on the “Early-Late Show”: It Came From Seafood Center.
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    DavidAo said, 5 months ago

    Well, that lobster won’t on her menu at least.
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    jimboklein said, 5 months ago

    @DavidAo

    Won’t what on her menu?
12. 

    Chris Maple said, 5 months ago

    Lobsters don’t look scary enough without teeth?
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    rkozakand said, 5 months ago

    Not any scarier than a lobster’s actual mandibles,
    anyway, they dont have the kind of mouth you can fit fake teeth into
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    Comic Minister said, 5 months ago

    Hee hee hee!
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    rekam said, 5 months ago

    Considering they use their large claws, don’t think their mouths have to be large and nasty.
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