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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   Veggie road kill. Wonder if they serve that at the Road Kill Cafe?
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   firedome said, 6 months ago

   at the salad bar…
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   WSR said, 6 months ago

   Not quite as farm fresh now..
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   Starman Stormtrooper said, 6 months ago

   I said I wanted my vegetables tossed.
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   hlagallah said, 6 months ago

   Yeah Lieutenant, We got a hit and run on a Snowman.
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   Radish said, 6 months ago

   The free range carrot almost escaped from the veg stand.
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   Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

   Not a vulture in sight.
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   capnLaz said, 6 months ago

   The site scared ’em!
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   Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

   Careless drivers! Probably speeding. It’s hit-and-run veggicide.
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    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    A carrot and a bunch of celery were crossing the road when they were run down by a truck. The bunch of celery woke up in hospital 3 days later and the first thing he asked the nurse was how his mate, the carrot, was doing. The nurse replied that things were not looking too good for the carrot. He’d been hit pretty bad. He was gonna’ live, but he was gonna’ be a vegetable.
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    Prof danglais said, 6 months ago

    Why did the carrot cross the road? To get to the side-salad.
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    Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

    We’re free we’re free we’re free…. splat. Better to live a few moments a free veggie than live your whole life a slave to salad.
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    Simon_Jester said, 6 months ago

    Die, Veggie-Tales, DIE!
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    specinss said, 6 months ago

    Everyone is missing out on the TOMATO. It went squat. RIP poor tomato.
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    frank corona said, 6 months ago

    Old joke again…..Que: What vegetable goes with road kill?
    Ans: Squash.

    Ever hear it before?
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