Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    LOL! I want to see the dentist’s face!

  2. OpenWings

    OpenWings said, 17 days ago

    Hahahahahhahah! ….oh those goldurned Oreos! xD

  3. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 17 days ago

    Pull all them suckers out. That’ll learn ‘m

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 17 days ago

    Pride goeth before a fall! Maybe Lio will learn from this experience.

  5. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 17 days ago

    MMMM Oreos!!!!!!

  6. ladyfingers86

    ladyfingers86 said, 17 days ago

    Lio should gone to the dentist’s house on Halloween.

  7. Yukoneric

    Yukoneric said, 17 days ago

    I love my hygenist so muct that I eat a whole box of Oreos just before seeing her.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  8. Colt9033

    Colt9033 said, 17 days ago

    Dentist will love it, father on other hand may not…

  9. ninmas

    ninmas said, 17 days ago

    how many cavities? it’s near halloween!

  10. catqueen

    catqueen said, 17 days ago

    My hygenist said the best time to eat candy was directly before visiting her–after all the guck would be professionally cleaned. She then admitted that she would snark at me about eating candy.

  11. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    I always eat Oreos before visiting the hygienist. It’s about the only thing my dental insurance covers.

  12. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    Lio is sure to get the award for worst dental patient now. Or at least plaque with his name on it…

  13. tmchrist70

    tmchrist70 said, 17 days ago

    This is an old joke from a Tim Allen stand up routine. But it is still funny.

  14. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    If you’re paying them to clean your teeth, why no make them work for it?

  15. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    yukoneric……(hmm, wasn’t that a ‘pro’ wrestler in the sixties?)
    you comment reminds me of a steven wright line from the eighties—-

    My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
    the afternoon’s appointments. – Steven Wright

  16. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    speaking of steven wright….if you feel like LOL, try this on:

    http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

  17. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 17 days ago

    lio should have ate those halloween oreos with the orange filling

  18. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 17 days ago

    This makes me wish there was such a thing as red Oreos; that would not only make the dentist work, it could gross him out.

  19. DirtyDragon

    DirtyDragon said, 17 days ago

    I can’t afford the dentist anymore, so I take my convertible through the automatic car wash every six months or so…

    “Smile”

  20. MurphyHerself

    MurphyHerself said, 17 days ago

    Where’s dad’s underwear? Did he put on some clothes for the dentist??

  21. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 17 days ago

    nighthawks: Great link - loved those quotes (what IS the speed of dark, anyway?)

  22. chinook2

    chinook2 said, 17 days ago

    At least Lio didn’t have the time to get his fangs for the dentist.

    qwPr

  23. skyjimsun

    skyjimsun said, 17 days ago

    little girl’s.. have pretty curls.. but I like Oreos
    girl’s are nice but oh what icing comes with Oreos

  24. cutiepie29

    cutiepie29 said, 16 days ago

    SherlockWatson, they do have red filling in Oreo cookies at Christmastime. I don’t know about the gross-out factor for a dentist, but I do know it does horrid things to a baby’s diaper when they get a hold of a few.

  25. caucel

    caucelGenius_badge said, 16 days ago

    I love Oreos too :)