Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Bless those Ray Gun Proof vests!

  2. OpenWings

    OpenWings said, 2 months ago

    Assuming he’s got two - one to wear, one in the wash! xD

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    Good thing Lio had on his Ray : Gun Proof : Vest under his pullover!

  4. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    That oughta teach that little space creep not to use death ray guns!

  5. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 2 months ago

    I wonder what Lio did to honk off this guy to the point of wanting to disintegrate him?

  6. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 2 months ago

    Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, judging from the insults.

  7. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, 2 months ago

    Wow, it didn’t even singe the sweater. That is an impressive vest.

  8. Mashallaharabians

    Mashallaharabians said, 2 months ago

    wait till you see the matching Underoos!

  9. Robert

    Robert said, 2 months ago

    I have to get me one of those!! ;-)

  10. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    How did Lio know that the alien was going to zap him ?

  11. Desultourist

    Desultourist said, 2 months ago

    Time travel. The bomb that Lio sold them was just a shiny casing full of used pinball machine parts.

  12. donhef

    donhef said, 2 months ago

    Luckely, he was wearing his dis-integration proof vest…….(shades of Duck Dodgers in 24th and 1/2 century)….

  13. dstufff

    dstufff said, 2 months ago

    Dosen’t everyone put on their ray-gun proof vest in the morning just in case you meet an alien? Don’t you also make sure you put on clean underwear before you go out just in case you’re in an accident?

  14. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 2 months ago

    How much would you be willing to pay for this amazing home convenience?

    50 dollars?

    75 dollars

    100 dollars?

    Well don’t answer, because if you order NOW, you get the Popiel Ray-Gun Proof Vest for only $19.95!!!

    And we’ll also send you the Popiel Mind-Probe Deflector; keep those pesky aliens OUT of your head.

  15. dianecliff

    dianecliff said, 2 months ago

    Lio’s just prepared like a boy scout…. a creepy boy scout.

  16. Sheila

    Sheila said, 2 months ago

    Just gos to prove that you should always wear SOME kind of protection when leavingte house. Never know when a nasty little alien will try to kill ya’

  17. dixiedamsel

    dixiedamsel said, 2 months ago

    Did he get to keep the saucer? Might come in handy.

  18. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    How big is Lios collection of alien spacecraft?
    Where does he keep them?

  19. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Maybe if Jimmy Carter had one of those, he would have won another term…

  20. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 2 months ago

    lio, can i borrow that ray proof deflector vest, i have to go to my sister in laws next week and i am pretty sure she is an alien

  21. TheDoctortheoneonlyandbest

    TheDoctortheoneonlya... said, 2 months ago

    Fortunatly Lio has a supply of “Welcome to ROESWELL,NM” bumperstickers to slap onto any abandoned UFO’S

  22. tg464

    tg464 said, 2 months ago

    Where can I get a vampire bunny doll?

  23. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 2 months ago

    dapperdan61, he knows the language. The alien said, “Prepare to die, Earthscum!”

  24. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    DF, I think Carter would have needed a “Rabbit-Proof” vest, not ray-gun proof, although I do get the pun on Ronnie.

  25. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

    Also available: Probe-proof pants. 8)

  26. Regisandkelly

    Regisandkelly said, 2 months ago

    Love Lio’s lamp.

  27. ChukLitl

    ChukLitlGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    If I’d been wearing my tin-foil hat I wouldn’t need to fix the hole, ♫where the rain gets in & stops my mind from wandering.♫

  28. Aryalover

    Aryalover said, 2 months ago

    He should have take the ray gun AND the saucer.
    Always pick up defeated enemies’ weapons.

  29. baslim_the_begger

    baslim_the_beggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    MisngNOLA: took me a minute to get the “Rabbit-Proof”. Good one.

    DF: Good one.

  30. sensrule92

    sensrule92Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    You can get the most interesting things at The Sharper Image these days, it seems.

  31. VancouverRaven

    VancouverRaven said, 2 months ago

    Don’t care how much they are, I want one!

  32. Furienna

    Furienna said, 2 months ago

    Wow, good thing he had that vest!

  33. William Wilkerson

    William WilkersonGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    want Want WANT !!!

    Vest AND matching underoos please… need em’ large though ;)

    as to the vampire bunny; I bet there is either a maker willing to accommodate or one already made on Etsy

  34. aeidla

    aeidla said, about 1 month ago

    @Desultourist:

    XD Good one!! I bet it WAS Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged! He got all the way to L!