Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Aw, poor zombie can’t get his half with brains….

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Did Johnny not take the order?! –What kind of pizzeria does he run? Brains are (or used to be, before the “mad cow” scare) a legit ingredient in many Italian dishes (‘course, not human brains)!

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    So what’s he supposed to eat now?!

  4. burgundytoo

    burgundytoo said, 3 months ago

    No pizza for you!

  5. roobyroo

    roobyroo said, 3 months ago

    Just give the poor zombie what he wants…if not he might just walk over there and get the brains himself!

  6. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Johnny must be brain dead!

  7. iamtxmilady

    iamtxmilady said, 3 months ago

    Could be worse; could be anchovies.

  8. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I don’t want to be the 1 delivering this pizza. Instead of a tip brains will be on the menu

  9. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Zombie doesn’t look happy! Get him something quick!

  10. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    The Zombie is better off this way, delivery was going to cost an arm and a leg.

  11. DevilsNight

    DevilsNight said, 3 months ago

    what i want to know is if lio does not talk how did he place the order?????????

  12. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    That’s a really good question, DevilsNight

  13. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Tatulli placed the order after a few Kettle vodka and pineapple juice drinks!!!

  14. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    “Hey! Johnny! Wassamattah you, you no cannah put the brains on the pizza? Why for you no offer the brains? You to-a fancy for the brains? A fellah he work hard all day, he wanna pizza the way he wannah the pizza! If-a you can’t give him a brain, he go somewhere else!”

  15. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    iamt: You and I will never enjoy a pizza together, I’m afraid - I LOVE anchovies.

  16. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    Johnny, you should go over there and give that zombie a piece of your mind!

  17. hintsofhints

    hintsofhints said, 3 months ago

    Half of the pizza guy’s brain is like WTF ! and the other half is like WTF !

  18. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 3 months ago

    Just put tofu Johnny, he won’t notice.

  19. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 3 months ago

    The trick with anchovies, guys (&gals!), is to chop them up and distribute them around with the other toppings. Chomping along and suddenly getting a whole little salty fish is, to many, a bit too much! Sometimes we can get them on the side, and we can do that for ourselves…

  20. hhoudre

    hhoudreGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Iwonder if the guy is really going to do it?