Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    He forgot the sunlight part…

  2. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Lio should try a “Fly By Night” with his flying Icarus toy instead of daylight!

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    It’s that cheap wing-wax! Always was….

  4. OpenWings

    OpenWings said, 3 months ago

    Sorry Lio, but you just can’t mess with history! Icarus is forever destined to fall to his death, no matter how many times you try to release him safely from his Crete-box. Poor Lio.

  5. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 3 months ago

    Looks like Icarus has become Ickius.

  6. The_JAM

    The_JAM said, 3 months ago

    Hey, it worked!

  7. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 3 months ago

    NOW, THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

  8. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Wax on……wax off.

  9. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 3 months ago

    Splendour wings of ambition
    Melted by the sun
    To the sea of remorse
    Graveyard come

    Steve Hackett – Icarus Ascending

  10. iamtxmilady

    iamtxmilady said, 3 months ago

    OMG!!! Mark, this is too fraggin funny!!

  11. kylesdaddy02

    kylesdaddy02 said, 3 months ago

    I hear Iron Maiden playing in the background.

  12. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Did the head break off, or is it buried in the ground?

  13. boozoothatswho

    boozoothatswho said, 3 months ago

    Daedalus interea, Creten longumque perosus.

  14. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    Lio: Remota controlis.
    Icarus: Yagonna godownus.

    (Reference to classic Road Runner cartoons.)

  15. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    it’s gotta be those energizer batteries, too much power

  16. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    Shoulda got the Daedalus model - doesn’t go as high.

  17. dtetrault

    dtetrault said, 3 months ago

    I don’t see any shadows - so what went wrong?

  18. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Well, it’s the dad’s fault anyway. HE’S the one who designed the Labyrinth, and he’s also the one that helped Minos’ wife have sex with a bull, so that’s why she had a baby with the head of a bull, who grew up to be the Minotaur,and of course, Minos was a tad upset about this, so he locked the Minotaur in the labyrinth, and THEN, Dad (Daedalus) was dumb enough to give Ariadne, who was the daughter of Minos, the string to give to Theseus so he could find his way OUT of the labyrinth after he had killed the Minotaur, so of COURSE Minos was a little upset with Daedalus after all this backstabbing, I mean it’s bad enough your buddy helps your wife get pregnant by a bull but then turns around and helps your daughter screw you as well, what else can Daedalus expect? Thanks? As if!

  19. Furienna

    Furienna said, 3 months ago

    Deadulus had probably left Crete long before Ariadne met Theseus though, so he had nothing to do with that.

  20. Carlos In Detroit

    Carlos In Detroit said, 3 months ago

    Certainly not the solar powered version!

  21. Colleen Sheehy

    Colleen SheehyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    AAAAAAND another one bites the dust…..

  22. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Actually, Furienna, as I said, Daedalus was escaping because Minos discovered he had given Ariadne the string for Theseus. Now, of course, it’s possible that these myths aren’t exactly true, but that’s the way this one goes.

  23. Furienna

    Furienna said, 3 months ago

    Maybe there are different versions of this story? Because I could have sworn, that Deadulus and Icharus left Crete before Theseus came there and met Ariadne and defeated the Minotatur etc.

  24. hhoudre

    hhoudreGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I thought he had to kill the minotaur first Lio