Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    He’d better write it more than 3 times, Lio!

  2. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

    I don’t even want to know, farleftside. Great comic tonight.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Lio, I may bring you up on charges before the Feds for maltreatment of zombie labor and violation of the Civil Rights of the Undead Act! You have been warned! (After all, little kids are over-abundant anyway, right?)

  4. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    “You’re fired!! Go back to your grave!!”

    Man it’s hard to get good Zombie help without one of them “Eating” on the job with the customers! (as the main course!)

  5. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Poor kid has zombie cooties now.

  6. D-i-c-e-R

    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    @farleftside No one will ever know because they always end up biting to get to the soft tasty center filling faster. CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!

  7. kajon

    kajon said, 4 months ago

    Farleftside…ah one….ah two-hoooo…..ah thrrreee CRUNCH

    three!

  8. lonewolf77

    lonewolf77 said, 4 months ago

    Does it count has having your mouth washed out with soap if the kid used shampoo? That might have left a tingly taste…

  9. shades_is_here

    shades_is_here said, 4 months ago

    oh no now there is going to be a five year old zombie on the lose because he was biten.

  10. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    Eeeewwww…. Zombie Breath… (Shudder).

    BTW, isn’t “live zombie” an oxymoron? ;)

  11. SCHNOBBLE

    SCHNOBBLE said, 4 months ago

    i was in a coctail lounge once where they served “zombies”.. didn’t look like these ‘tho.

  12. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one…

  13. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Real Live Zombie?
    Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?

  14. caucel

    caucelGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I wanna a pic, zombies are really nice! ;)

  15. scbaguru

    scbaguru said, 4 months ago

    Don’t eat the customers, it’s bad for business.

  16. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    maybe the kid should have offered the zombie a tic tac

    Ji2m

    no an oxymoron would be military intelligence

  17. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 4 months ago

    Live Zombie? False advertising.

  18. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    W.C. Fields was once asked if he liked little children, and he said only if they’re cooked properly.

    I like W.C. Fields.

  19. sensrule92

    sensrule92Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Always a good rule of customer service.

  20. Chikuku

    ChikukuGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    By the way, check out today’s Fred Bassett: That Doggie is alive and well and in fine fettle, confirming that Lio’s Dino is of the herviborous kind!

  21. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    For just three bucks the kid got off lucky.

  22. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I wonder if Tatulli gets any grief for his more gruesome strips. This one has real nightmare potential.