Lio by Mark Tatulli

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    No more tanks for Jake…

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    That must be the piece de resistance.

  3. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Tanks, but no tanks.

  4. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 6 months ago

    Lio should read the label more carefully, he got the conscientious objector model by mistake, he’ll have to mail it to Canada now.

  5. psychlyst

    psychlyst said, 6 months ago

    C.O. Jake…

  6. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Ah yes, the universal sign for unilateral surrender.

  7. He-Manatee

    He-Manatee said, 6 months ago

    Hmmmm… More like “G.I. Jacques”.

  8. Liowatcher

    Liowatcher said, 6 months ago

    Gi Jake is a member of the American Chickenfoot party!
    —–
    Next to be shipped to Lio: French Rifle, good condition, only laid down once.

  9. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 6 months ago

    Coulda been worse; he could have bought this instead.

    http://www.jayday.org/archives/bush.jpg

  10. MJNFPCartoonist

    MJNFPCartoonist said, 6 months ago

    G.I. Jacques is freaking hilarious.

  11. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    All he is saying is give peace a chance.

  12. serenasakitty

    serenasakitty said, 6 months ago

    Simon-Jester I just checked out your link. Now that is really scary.

  13. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Simon_Jester, the only problem with your link is that when you pull the dolls string the only thing it says over and over again is “Mission accomplished.”

  14. scbaguru

    scbaguru said, 6 months ago

    Patton once said,” I’d rather have 12 German divisions in front of me than one French division behind me”.

  15. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    He-Manatee and Liowatcher, OUTSTANDING COMMENTS!!!! Can’t stop laughing! Kudos to you both!!! ROFLOL!!!

  16. Liowatcher

    Liowatcher said, 6 months ago

    Pookid54: Thanks.

  17. The Knight Who Says EKKE Ekke ekke p!tang zoo boing (unintelligible muttering)

    The Knight Who Says ... said, 6 months ago

    G.I. Jake finally has a tank, and now he wants peace?

  18. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

    If G.I. Jake is 12” high, Lio is about 20-22” tall? Just how old is this kid?

  19. teeterman

    teeterman said, 6 months ago

    Seems Jake knows Lio too well. He is just making sure he is not around when Lio starts getting “creative”

  20. BlueRaven

    BlueRaven said, 6 months ago

    Thank you all SO much for the ignorant anti-French humor. Go read some history, please.

  21. information

    information said, 6 months ago

    It’s not “all” of us, Raven. Don’t be smallminded in response to smallmindedness.

  22. jestrfyl

    jestrfyl said, 6 months ago

    HOORAY for Jake! I hope Lio learns his lesson. I guess Jake just came back from one-too-many-tours in the Middle East.

    “All we are saying… Is give peace a chance”

  23. tourgent

    tourgent said, 6 months ago

    Ahh poor Lio, he got a defective soldier.
    Don’t ask, don’t tell shouldn’t extend to toys.

  24. boozoothatswho

    boozoothatswho said, 6 months ago

    GI Jake has other priorities than military service.

  25. sensrule92

    sensrule92Genius_badge said, 6 months ago

    @SimonJester: Do you know if the Bush action figure comes with reusable “Mission Accomplished” banner?

  26. Miserichord

    Miserichord said, 6 months ago

    Lio is old enough to go to school, judging by subject matters shown, I would say 3rd grade, making Lio @ eight.

  27. DirtyDragon

    DirtyDragon said, 6 months ago

    Don’t ask, Lio.. and Jake won’t tell.

  28. caucel

    caucelGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I love that world change like it… ;) But sadly the people still being idiot. ;)

  29. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

    G.I. Jake: a real American hero. 8)

    Gonna lay down my sword and shield,
    Down by the riverside…