Life According to Garfield by Jim Davis

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  1. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    A more pernicious philosophy was never stated.

    Jon, put down your cat, now.

  2. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    First rule: Lose that horrible smile, Garfield.

  3. Miba

    Miba said, 2 months ago

    If you broke the first rule you’d need to follow the rules which would be opposite of what he told you to do, but you’d have to do it in order to do what the rule told you to do.

  4. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Garfield, I am definitely with you on this one!!

  5. robertward3

    robertward3Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Rule # 1….there ARE no rules…..

  6. Melissa Tempke

    Melissa Tempke said, 2 months ago

    Rule #2: See Rule #1!

  7. BigBadVidia

    BigBadVidia said, 2 months ago

    Rule #3
    DON’T GET CAUGHT!!

  8. Sandor_at_the_Zoo

    Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 2 months ago

    Consider this rule broken!

  9. mrprongs

    mrprongs said, 2 months ago

    But if he breaks all the rules, he must break rule number 1 which is to break all the rules. So, therefore, to break rule 1, he must not break all the rules. Thus defeating the point of rule 1.

  10. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 2 months ago

    Break the rules, Garfield, you made your smile becoming a mischievious!

  11. jumbobrain

    jumbobrainGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    New Rule #1: Don’t milk your old comic strip into some new philosophical featurette.

  12. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    rule #1
    domesticate all the rules

    rule #2
    every situation is unique to its understanding

    rule #3
    we are not all the same

    rule #4
    we share the same basic needs

    rule #5
    refine reverence

    rule #6
    relevance of pace

    rule #7
    all we have is time

    rule #8
    recognize your sixth sense, your sense of humor…

  13. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    oh yeah,

    rule #9
    for the wealthy:
    money to you is like cocaine is to the crackheads;
    not only do they not have enough, but they can never have enough. you know it is sad but true…

  14. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    rule # 0
    respect conquers all

    rule # -1
    opposites attract
    yet
    opposing factors oppose

    rule # -2
    reflecting is crucial
    as to not loose self

    rule # -3
    you may be surpised
    as to what anyone can get used to

    rule # -4
    you don’t have to find self
    if you don’t loose self

    rule # -5
    you will always have to live
    with you

    rule# -6
    worship should be a
    four letter word

    rule # -7
    responsibility is key

    rule # -8
    forgive youself

    rule # -9
    ration laxing time
    for you,
    ration: consider proportion

  15. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    rule # -10
    every thing changes
    even ‘the more things change,
    the more they stay the same’ changes
    inthat you cannot step in the same river twice,
    nevermind that step back…
    that streaming form has past,
    has trickled, no less, downstream…

    although it might seem the same
    if you don’t reflect.