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   Michael Balton said, 3 months ago

   Before the development of slow-motion, the NFL employed teams of turtles to reenact crucial plays.
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   Devo said, 3 months ago

   If he doesn’t stop smoking, he might only live to 140.
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   stgreer said, 3 months ago

   Harry had been the captain of his high school track team, but people just assumed that, because he was a turtle, he was slow. And Cindy had a gift for summing people up and picking out the suckers. Together, they had a beautiful scam going.
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   CarolG said, 3 months ago

   “Whoa, girl! I dig your carapace.”
   “Hey! Eyes up here! I’ve got a face!”
   “I’d love to see your plastron, toots.
   I bet you’ve got great gular scutes.”
   “Buzz off. You’re just the type of fella
   To give a nice girl salmonella.”
   “Oh, you’re a hot one. I can tell.”
   “Get lost. I never do soft shell.”
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   leftybosco said, 3 months ago

   Mort and Myrtle would really stick their necks out for a good scam.
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   @CarolG

   Your poem made me smile like a reptile.

   
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   adddennisw4 said, 3 months ago

   odd, they’re usually done with coconuts.
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   CarolG said, 3 months ago

   @J. Short

   Wowza! Thanks, J.
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