I buy Margie a box of small invertebrates every Valentine’s Day. She loves them — she tells me I shouldn’t do it and I’m just trying to make her fat, but she loves them. Margie has this thing that she does, so adorable. She doesn’t care for the softer ones -she likes a little crunch, you know? – so she’ll eat half and if it’s too fleshy, she just puts it back in the box. I’ll find the box with all those half-eaten critters all over it. So cute.