So much for their no leak guarantee.
With proper care and nutrition we could olive forever.
It’s a pity there’s no where to go.
First: never ask a lady if she needs a “pit stop.” That’s vulgar. Second: If you had bothered to actually look at me instead of just grunting that I “cleaned up real good,” you would have noticed that I was already pitted. See these pimentoes, baby? Nice, right? Well, that’s as good a look as you’re getting tonight.
It’s uncomfortable when you gotta go so bad that your eyeballs are floating!
“Olives are ridiculous! I will not use them. What are you supposed to do with the pits? Keep a garbage pail on your table to spit into?” — Chef Guy Bernier, paraphrased from memory
“Yeah, I’m stuffed.”
She’s got Betty Davis eyes.
Feb 20, 2015