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1. 

   Michael Balton said, 4 months ago

   All handicap spots are reserved for creationists.
   —The Management
2. 

   Michael Balton said, 4 months ago

   Our asphalt contains 100% organic asses.

   —The Management
3. 

   Michael Balton said, 4 months ago

   Triassic vehicles will be towed at their owner’s expense.
   —The Management
4. 

   CarolG said, 4 months ago

   “Honey! Honey I’m over here! Look at him driving around trying to find me . . . geez . . . why did I marry a pachycephalosaurus? He’s such a bone-head.”
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   J. Short said, 4 months ago

   And to think I worry about shopping carts dinging my car.
6. 

   Devo said, 4 months ago

   Oops. When I parked, I forgot to put the triceratop down.
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   stgreer said, 4 months ago

   I prefer to use the Fossil Valet Parking lot whenever I can.
8. 

   illswami said, 4 months ago

   Part 1: REVENGE of the FOSSIL FUELS
9. 

   Steven Duquette said, 4 months ago

   That’s a thousand gallons of gas walkin’ around loose.
10. 

    illswami said, 4 months ago

    The ornithischians get better mileage than the saurischians.
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